The Bass Collection (3 in 1)

Have a think about neuro-bass sound design for a second. Now put the gun away… don’t shoot your dick… BAD BOY - it’s fine, I have all the neuro basses right here for you, you don’t have to go through the tyrannous bullshit to make them yourself.

This pack contains 133, 24-bit, 44.1kHz WAV files of str8 notch filter, assery (plus may or may not contain secret anti-dick shooting formula - which you’re likely gonna’ need anyway if you try to make neuro basses yourself, so just get the pack either way to be safe).

Creative artistic experimentation… Sounds good, doesn’t work.

JK, it works. I am living proof that you can be a weird, middle-aged man & be fine. I’m fine… OK. Anyway, if you’ve ever thought “Damn child, this electronic audio music piece I am producing is sounding very dope & I cannot wait to play it at the concert, but I really wish that it had the sound of a robot shitting itself in there somewhere” then, look no further. I have got your family… I mean you*… I have got you* This particular pack does NOT come with the anti-dick shooting serum, but it does however come with 112 24-bit, 44.1kHz, WAV files named after & influenced by artists such as Tipper & other artists that sound like Tipper.

Volume 3, the final piece to the bass-pack puzzle (for now at least).

Feast your ears on 102, 24-bit, 44.1kHz WAV files of pure tonal movement (aka “neuro-basses”). If at ANY point in your production career you have thought to yourself “Fuck NOISIA are insane, I wish I could make something half as good as that” - well, you’re ABSOLUTELY screwed, these sounds are not as good as NOISIA’s sounds, but it’s a pretty decent start if you want to sound like a discounted version of NOISIA!

So - go on, my friend. Whack these tonal bass clips right up your clakka & send all your results to Nolan & Husdon at Upscale Recordings.